Stupid/Interesting Questions

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Remembering Woodsvile

How long is 2 weeks?

a. 14 days

b. 336 hours

c. 20,160 minutes

d. 1,209,600 seconds

e. All of the above

Apparently, I just can't wait for 2 weeks to go by. Reasons being? I can't tell. I see the light in 2 weeks time. Or I might see darkness flooding my heart once again. Why did I even choose 2 weeks anyway?

It was a great BBQ outing yesterday. Had a mini Woodsville Gathering at Pasir Ris Park. Enjoy myself while playing cards, eating and chatting. We had alot of catching up session. I see so much change in some and some things that will never change among us. That is, we are all still friends. We even sang the Woodsville Song! whoot!

I want to try and put the lyrics of my school song if i can remember it..lets see..

Let us strive with hearts and song for you school,

Our love, our second home

Let us strive with....(blah blah..)

A name to carve where we roam

In years to come, with love and pride

We...( blah blah..)

For woodsville, our best endeavors

Woodsville our alimental be reminded forever and long...

Pertama

Kau ajar kan aku, segala yang ku tahu.

Tanpa mu ku kan jatuh.

Selalu di hati ku, walaupun diri jauh.

Kau tanpa ku mengadu

Ku tak kan mengerti, bagai bidadari.

Kau turun ke bumi.

Yang pertama di hatiku setiap masa

Apa nak di kata

Kau beri segala

Ku Pertama di hati mu,

yang perlu ku pertanya.

Hanya jiwa dan raga,

ku serahkan padamu.

What more can I ask...

You've done your very best

2nd Chances

I took my chances. Made mistakes and feel sorry for myself. I'm pathetic.

But I'm happy it made me learn an important lesson I won't soon forget. Thanks for giving me a 2nd chance in life. I never ask for anything more. Okay, now thats all settled, lets move on.

Faz uploaded some nice old pictures that I want to share. It was March 2008. I can't believe a year pass so fast and I'm still stuck in this life. Serving NS and still being the same loser that I am now. Well, I finally got my confidence back after 3 weeks of not scoring a goal as a striker. Stupid and pathetic again. My fitness level is still low(27%). I feel very lazy nowadays, tired is an excuse.

I miss the G-wes, Firdaus, Nasir, Kamal, Kimo, Zaty, Faz, Ain, Yani, Sue and Hairul. I don't miss Hairul much cos I see him every weekday, and even Sunday. Gay ah, I feel like its FYP all over again. Me and Hairul always hang out together, laugh and make fun of people. I wish you all will be my friends for life. I love all of you. I don't ever want us to split kays?

We should have another G-we outing, acam, J tak? :D

Here are some old pictures from back in the days... I want more pictures since my HDD crash. Zaty! when want pass my the pictures, gay!

Love this pic.

When we are not ready for a pic

Tired faces

Spanking good time!

The ultimate Disaster Group. G-WE!

What people are saying

Early morning. I just finished playing with my laptop and getting ready for work.

Mum:Gi siap cepat, nanti lambat...(get ready fast, later late)

Me: Okay mummy!

*goes to toilet to do business for the last time before heading for work.*

*wears uniform and tuck it all in and get socks*

While wearing my socks, I will see my mum taking the key and opening the gate for me. Then she will look down.

Me: Mummy, mummy tengok aper kat bawah?( Mum, what are you looking at down there?)

Mum: Mummy tengok budak2 gi sekolah.( Mummy watching the kids going to school)

Me: Knaper?(Why?)

Mummy: Mummy ingat2 lagi mummy antar OG(me) pergi sekolah dulu2.(Mummy remembering the time mummy send you to school last time)

I got this feeling how time flies and I'm serving NS now. I had a flash back every since she told me that too. Every morning, I walk on the same road I did more that 15 years ago. Its still the same old place. I can feel my hometown underneath my feet. I will never leave this place. This is the place where I was born and this is my family, my HOME. Nothing can take this away from me.

Things go bad and things change over time, but the one who is always there is my mum. I love her so much that I couldn't find the strength to leave her for another woman. I want to bring my mum to wherever I go. I will protect her with my life. You can mess with me, but you will never miss with my mum.

Left 4 Living

Imagine Singapore being totally infested with zombies, all running around and eating each other up every time they are hungry. No one was saved and there were only 4 survivors. How will the 4 survivors get out of Singapore in time to tell the world of the outbreak. And is there anything that could stop the virus from spreading to the rest of the world?

Woke up a 6, did morning prayer and sleep back. Woke up again at 1030am. And damn, I think I'm going to be late! whoo!, rush rush rush and I was the 1st to reach Dhoby Ghaut MRT. Waited for Kamal, Nasir. We had KFC in the morning. Soon after, Hairul joined us and I didn't realise he came from the back and we walk together. And by the way, I forgot to message Fir! mati mati! haha.

So we played Left 4 Dead, it was the 1st time for me and Nasir, Kamal and Hairul played before. Wah, damn addictive. Now I feel like I'm in a world full of zombies that I just want to kill with my bare hands and guns. I love the part where dozens of them rush to me and we have to fight them all off. Cool, we should play again some day..=)

I just don't know if I should call you out. I'm scared. I'm fearful.

God, what should I do? I don't want to lose you...if only she knew.

Push

Watched Push with you today.

It was an okay movie, the ending sucks though. I wish i was a "Watcher" now so I can see where life leads me to and I can change my future for the better=)

All I wanted to say...

You look so Beautiful today.

When you're sitting there, it's hard for me to look away.

So I tried to find the words that I could say.

I know the distance doesn't matter, but you feel so far away.

And I can't lie, every time I leave my heart turns grey.

And I want to come back home to see you face tonight.

You still look Beautiful to me.

Every time I turn around, I see you face.

The thing I miss the most is just sitting right next to you.

When I look into your eyes, I wish that I could stay.

And I'm tired of being all alone,

and this solitary moment makes me want to come back home.

Am I born to tell you I loved you?

I am torn to do what I have to make you mine, stay with me tonight.

New Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened near my house, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to leave the building!"

So, a woman goes to the New Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4! - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 -These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor.

The sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the New Husband Store.


To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives Store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited

DJ Fawever!

I'm dreaming again and this time, to be a Deejay. Yes, DJ. LOL

I love music and mixing all kinds of music together. But I would love to bring people together. Its like the best feeling, bringing people with music. So today, I tried out the songs I have in my iTunes into my djay set. It was pretty cool and easy to use. :) My ears are tired now listening from non-stop music. I guess all I need now is a mic and abit of practice.

Ouh man, I'm day dreaming again.

I want a gundam toy and some transformers can? =O

Was so happy yesterday, Liverpool trash the league leaders, European Champions, English Champions and world best club, 1-4.

Penalty from Ronaldo gave the lead but was later equalize by Fernando Torres. Gerrard penalty gave Liverpool a 1-2 lead before the break. Aurelio free kick gave Liverpool a 2 goal cushion before Dossena lobs over Van de Saar to give the Red a victory over the Red Devils.

This shows that good always prevails against (d)evil.=)

Yesterday was also a nice day out. Went to Siddique's sisters wedding. It was a coincidence that his brother-in-law is my NS friend, Irfan. So I had a great time there, since I know quite a number of people. Even my uncle is a friend of his dad. After that, went to IT fair and got myself a new HDD to back up my files and a Headphone. =) I was accompanied by Zyzy. Had alot of fun, playing rugby, squeezing our way thur the crowd. Traffic jam and even got stuck on the escalator. But I'm so use to being suck there, since i love to jam the crowd by being stuck in the escalator.=P there was even this "TV Mobil TV Mobil.."LOLs *winks* had dinner at BK, wierd that I didn't feel hungry at all but Zyzy makan slow, tempt me je. She can really eat a lot.

Anyways, its been awhile since i blog a decent entry. Its always been crap, songs and more crap. I shall try to update more on how I'm doing and all else. I still hate NS, waste my time. But my pay is okay, not been spending much. Random questions...I don't know what I really want. Everything is still blur and nothing can be confirm. I'm so lost, but I'm sure I will find my way again.

Till then...I will just let the silence remain. I have no regrets. I don't know if there are any roads left ahead. But I will continue to run...

Never Again

A song by Justin Timberlake. A sudden strike to my heart, guess it nice if it really means something, well, would have use to be meaningful but it means nothing now. You will never love me again.=)

Would have given up my life for you.

Guess it's true what they say about love,

It's blind.

Girl, you lied straight to my face,

Looking in my eyes.

And I believed you 'cause I loved you more than life.

And all you had to do,

was apologize...

You didn't say you're sorry,

I don't understand.

You don't care that you hurt me,

and now I'm half the man,

That I used to be when it was you and me.

You didn't love me enough.

My heart may never mend,

and you'll never get to love me, again...

Sadness has me at the end of the line.

Helpless watched you break this heart of mine,

and loneliness only wants you back here with me.

Common sense knows that you're not good enough for me,

and all you had to do,

was apologize, and mean it.

I wish like hell I could go back in time.

Maybe then I could see how,

Forgiveness says that I should give you one more try.

But it's too late, it's over now.

My heart may Never Mend, and you'll never get to love me again...

ATM

It all started with ATM. And just see what came out of it. all have A-T-M for every sentence.=) enjoy the story.

Atok the man

Atok tak mahal

Atok tinggal Marsling.

Atok teach Mathematics.

Atok takde misai

Atok technician melayu

Atok tester murah

Atok terlalu malas 

Pada suatu hari,

Atok terpijak muntah.

Atok takda mood.

Atok takmo makan.

Atok terus mambuk.

Atok ter maki-maki.

Atok talk merepek 

Atok tumbuk mambang.

Atok ternampak minah

Atok touch minah.

Atok tak miss 

Atok too much..! eh?

Atok terpandang Makcik

Atok tengok Makcik

Atok terpekik.."MakCik!"

Atok tolong Makcik

Atok thinking macam-macam

Atok tercakap "Miss-you"

Atok ter-cium Makcik

Atok tak malu

Atok teruk mah

Atok tu ... MEMANG! 

Atok tu me.

PS: Thanks cu for making this so funny and making me laugh all night. Your simply the best at making random shit come out.=)

An end of an Affair...

This is a made up story, no points are intended to anyone living or dead. 

Enjoy.

A black ring melted down to a bullet.

A bullet so dark and a shot would hurt.

I stared at myself, with nothing left.

I was scared and didn't realise what I had.

I thought it would be easy to let it be.

But it all ended, sadly for me.

I shot a gun right thru his chest.

Fought my way through the arrest.

I stared down myself, with all my needs,

I was scared and I didn't realise over what I did.

I think that I've out done myself today,

But it all ended, sadly for me.

Blood spill all over the corridors and ceilings.

Trying to find the evidence for his wrong doings.

I stared at the scene, with all the stains.

I was scared and didn't realise all her pain.

I was sure it would be him who had his way.

But it all ended, sadly for me.

Silence fill the cold dark sky and where I'm at.

It was a mistake and it filled me with regrets.

I stared at the grave, with everything gone.

I was scared and didn't realise that life goes on.

I was stuck in the memory and the pictures played,

And it i all ended, sadly for me.