I won't let you fall again.

There once live a millionaire who collects live alligators in a pool at the back of his mansion. He had a beautiful daughter that anyone and everyone would love to marry.

One day, he decided to throw a party. During the party, he announced, " My dear guest, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give you a million dollars or my daughter to the man can swim across the pool full of alligators and emerge alive."

Soon after, there was a huge Splash! There's one guy in the pool, swimming with all his might and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheers on as he keeps swimming though his life running for his life.

Finally, he makes it out to the other side with only a thorn shirt and some minor injuries.

" Incredible! Fantastic! I never thought I could be done! What do you want in return for your brave act. My daughter or a million dollars?"

" I don't want you daughter or your million dollars, I want the person who pushed me in the water!"

I find the ending to dis story very funny. I laughed my ass off. Anyways, its nice to read some old jokes and still know you can laugh at it. Strange happenings recently got me thinking if I'm really cursed. But oh well, I have faith. Even though life has not been easy on me, people just can't seem to get their target off me. But I guess I'm happy. Happy that I still have my friends to back me up.

I just want to say this, you watch my back and I will watch yours. I will never let you fall, again.=) When you come back down, I'll be there for you. Did you land on your feet? Anyways, I just hope you find your way back to me.

There's currently a special person who I just can't seem to get my mind off. Anyways, you funny laa. hope to see ya around=)